Bloody Friday

Just came home from school....was delayed by the rain till like 5+

I was very tired this morning....due to sleeping late last night...but had to be awoken from my stupor with the news of the same stupid thing again. Really wonder if these people live to deliver...or live to........whatever...no point getting myself pissed again.

When people feel down mentally, they hurt themself physically so that all their emotions will be removed by the pain. Two of these methods include lacerating oneself and slashing of wrists...etc. Maths lecture was dead boring, so with the help of Jason, I used a pen-knife and........................it was kind of ticklish, haha and the blood-red colour was so nice. So I entered maths lecture with perfect condition and I exited the LT with a "bleeding" arm and "slashed" wrist...It was so cool, and looked so real. I had friends asking me if I was alright and telling me to get treatment. When the red ink was so diluted in the glue that it became orange, Marvin even told me:" You should leave the wound open and exposed to air, don't put medicine yet". He was thinking that the orange liquid was medicine...haha.

During lunch break, I was feeling kind of crappy, and had the burning desire to play a trick. So, yeah I became a matchmaker........or in other words.....a jackass...Seems like my conning power has returned.....muahahaha. Being an evil cupid arrow is much more fun than playing frisbee or.......stoning like I had been doing in the past week.

Then before PE, we had nothing much to do....so we just listened to some funny music which sounded like African and Zachary was singing in his distorted old-man voice. We had sort of a mass dance session, irony is that the only one dancing was me, while the rest sat back and laughed. I was dancing "public affair", but I couldn't remember most of my steps...so just danced the screwed up KJC way..haha.....and nicholas goh joined in as my partner.

PE was cancelled due to the heavy rain. there was one particular lightning strike which caused a booming thunder....whoa, my balls almost died lah....haha. Rain was so heavy that we will still get wet even if we used the sheltered path to the bus-stop....so we sat as a class in the canteen and talked crap...

Majority voted that Yi-Hui indeed looked like "evil-twin"....only the crescent girls didn't (so definitely biased)....yeah, Yi Hui, go acknowledge your long-lost sister!!!

Vanessa, haiya....don't try to "squirt" me....naughty girl, after looking at.....haha, jk

After that, we were telling jokes....and I somehow got my lameness back again...haha...and Lynette was so slow....so slow.....please lah, stop training your legs, allow them to be weak...so that you can be LAME too....

Oh no, my legs are unable to move suddenly...wiggy wobbly legs...lamed...

When i was about to go home, it was like shit!!! the ink on my wrists could not be washed off.....if my mom saw it.....haha someone's gonna get hurt.....

Hmm, theres fuel council meeting tomorrow. Should I go for it, or should I go chill out with my SJI friends, or maybe.....go "fishing"?

As what Kaizong said....I should come up with one lame joke per day...and one special one per week. Then can make a book to sell and raise funds for the class....hmmm the little !YELLOW! book, that could even outbeat the little red book....one free wheelchair with each book purchased.....in case you get too lame...and cant walk...

To that special girl....you would see me smile if I see you smile...haha